I was here before...then life changed...and now it's changed again. Who am I? And what do I believe.. To start with..."Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan tag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather that Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Ok..so let's get real....I'm not a bullshitter. I'm a guy with limited time, but an unlimited imagination. I'm a single Dad (complete with dad bod) with full custody and I take my job as a father extremely seriously...so my time is valuable...and I promise to treat yours like it's valuable too. I understand that makes some of you run for the hills..but I hope it makes you respect me. Because as much as I like rolling in the hay...I won't do it if it compromises my ability to raise my . I don't want more commitments in my daily life..I already have too many. And though I may not always have room to play every night, I always have room for more fun. Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for a wham bam thank you ma'am. I want to have a conversation with you. Conversations make sex more fun. I'm not much for the phone, but I like texting....especially if it's to ramp up anticipation. I like talking when we meet up (unless we've decided it would be just more fun to rip each others' clothes off). If you care, my name is accurate. I am both from Arlington and my...well...you know...is thick. Girth Brooks was already taken as a username...I thought I was being clever...apparently just unoriginal. I think the best thing I can offer you is that I am safe. I'm not creepy...you won't want to leave when you meet me. I love sex..but I won't treat you as a piece of meat. And while I want to make sure you come...I know when it's my turn to leave. You won't gain a stalker if you give me a chance. You also won't get someone who's rude if you decide you're not interested. I guess I'm also a bit long-winded.

My Ideal Person Bonus if you know where the quote is from...

You're interested in someone who will be respectful of you...but isn't going to be your boyfriend.

When I was here before, I had some regular playmates...and it was awesome. I really came to value their friendships...but you have to understand that I'm going to keep this part of my life private and separate from my son's.

You may have checked out..but I hope you didn't..because I have a lot of fun to give.