Someone told me I needed to make this humorous to attract women. I guess my sexy photo isn’t enough?? No? Alright, well then I guess I’m just going to have to tell you a little bit about who I am and what I’m looking for. I am a man and I’m looking for a woman. If you’re a woman and looking for a man, we should talk!

My Ideal Person I’m not going to list all of my interests here because then we won’t have anything to talk about. I am very open-minded. I love to get down and dirty when working on cars, but I love staying in and watching a completely stupid comedy as well. I will try anything once (twice if it was fun) as long as it doesn’t involve me being urinated on or ending up in the hospital