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A Worm in Aldershot?
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A Worm in Aldershot? Today I am definitely feeling a spring in my heart. A long-time-ago but fondly remembered girlfriend of mine once pointed out that I seemed to be more susceptible to new romance in spring, and I think there may well be a correlation. Maybe that's why I seem to have been paying more attention to the display of "members near me" which comes up on the header page here when I sign in. Some of them look sexy in a girl-next-door kind of way, and I quite like that. Of course a lot of them look a bit too good to be true, they don't have blogs, and their short profiles (the only ones I can see) are oddly worded. They are, how shall I put it? Suspicious. But my eye was caught by a lovely looking woman today. Her short profile read, "I am a lovely attractive worm." I was confused. Then I read on. "I am a lovely attractive worm woman." Holy hell! Am I suddenly on that Alien Sex porn sight I once accidentally found my way to? No, hang on, I get it - it is meant to be WARM. Ahhh, okay, fair enough. Except..........tell me what you think about this. You come here, hoping for a meet, or a connection, or a blogging friend, or whatever, and you accidentally call yourself a worm woman on your profile, but you never go back and change it? No, I don't think that's likely. She was from Aldershot anyway. Not only is it not really a very attractive town, (sorry, no offence intended to anyone who actually does live there) but almost the entire population of my "members near me" box live in Aldershot. Or at least they SAY they do....... Oh well, if you are reading this, whether you are from Aldershot or not, and you fancy flirting a bit, give it a shot, I am in the mood. But be careful what you wish for. Also, if there are any real life worm-women reading out there in space somewhere........well, I am open minded, how would it work? |
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Following Jajo and Sweetmysterie's lead, I am copying the post here where words are less likely to go missing. Today I am definitely feeling a spring in my heart. A long-time-ago but fondly remembered girlfriend of mine once pointed out that I seemed to be more susceptible to new romance in spring, and I think there may well be a correlation. Maybe that's why I seem to have been paying more attention to the display of "members near me" which comes up on the header page here when I sign in. Some of them look sexy in a girl-next-door kind of way, and I quite like that. Of course a lot of them look a bit too good to be true, they don't have blogs, and their shot profiles (the only ones I can see) are oddly worded. They are, how shall I put it? Suspicious. But my eye was caught by a lovely looking woman today. Her short profile read, "I am a lovely attractive worm." I was confused. Then I read on. "I am a lovely attractive worm woman." Holy hell! Am I suddenly on that Alien Sex porn sight I once accidentally found my way to? No, hang on, I get it - it is meant to be WARM. Ahhh, okay, fair enough. Except..........tell me what you think about this. You come here, hoping for a meet, or a connection, or a blogging friend, or whatever, and you accidentally call yourself a worm woman on your profile, but you never go back and change it? No, I don't think that's likely. She was from Aldershot anyway. Not only is it not really a very attractive town, (sorry, no offence intended to anyone who actually does live there) but almost the entire population of my "members near me" box live in Aldershot. Or at least they SAY they do....... Oh well, if you are reading this, whether you are from Aldershot or not, and you fancy flirting a bit, give it a shot, I am in the mood. But be careful what you wish for. Also, if there are any real life worm-women reading out there in space somewhere........well, I am open minded, how would it work?
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 Ah McDream, ye're on to something there, some weird new invertebrate fetish. I think ye should patent it asap and wait for the royalties to come rolling in!!
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3/8/2021 7:22 am |
Sounds like a fake profile...but maybe just a spelling mistake.
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That's good, I was playing it for laughs.
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Sounds like a fake profile...but maybe just a spelling mistake.
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Ah McDream, ye're on to something there, some weird new invertebrate fetish. I think ye should patent it asap and wait for the royalties to come rolling in!!
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ROFL  i think you should get to know Worm Woman! she might have some super powers of some kind. If she doesn't, let me know. I'll try to get myself into a Wormy frame of mind and I'll be Worm Woman for a while and we'll find out how it goes! --Author Unknown
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ROFL i think you should get to know Worm Woman! she might have some super powers of some kind. If she doesn't, let me know. I'll try to get myself into a Wormy frame of mind and I'll be Worm Woman for a while and we'll find out how it goes!
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You so know how my mind works V. I had never even thought of any of this yesterday, now you are making me want you to be my wormwoman! --Author Unknown
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Funny, Aldershot must be the equivalent of Young America, Minnesota ( a town with a population of 711 that is the home of an astonishing number of fishy dating profiles).  
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Funny, Aldershot must be the equivalent of Young America, Minnesota ( a town with a population of 711 that is the home of an astonishing number of fishy dating profiles).
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Yeah, Aldershot is the "default" town in England if you don't select one yourself when the profile is created. According to this site, the town must be huge! As for the worm/warm, it's probably a typo, or autocorrect, or English isn't their first language, or just lacking in basic grammar/spelling. I'm going out for a wonder to wander what the meaning of it all is.
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Yeah, Aldershot is the "default" town in England if you don't select one yourself when the profile is created. According to this site, the town must be huge! As for the worm/warm, it's probably a typo, or autocorrect, or English isn't their first language, or just lacking in basic grammar/spelling. I'm going out for a wonder to wander what the meaning of it all is.
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Baffies figured it out! Is Aldershot the first town alphabetically? Besides, if it is a real profile, why not correct it? If it is a real profile and she didn't edit it, she's not good enough for you. What kind of savage just types a thing and doesn't even proofread it?  Elevate me... 
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Baffies figured it out! Is Aldershot the first town alphabetically? Besides, if it is a real profile, why not correct it? If it is a real profile and she didn't edit it, she's not good enough for you. What kind of savage just types a thing and doesn't even proofread it?
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